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The University of California school system has too many students.

UC, unlike private schools, can't turn applicants away IF the student meets its eligibility requirements. Who would have known?

To accomodate an unexpected high number of freshmen, UC Santa Cruz is housing upper classmen in the University Inn.

The students get:

1. Continental Breakfast

2. Free High-speed Internet

3. Voice Mail

4. HBO

5. In-room coffee

6. A heated pool

7. Whirlpool spa

8. The Pacific Ocean

UC Santa Cruz is building new dorms but can't get them up fast enough.

UC Davis, on the other hand:

1. Is turning double occupancy dorm rooms in to triple occupancy.

2. Is creating make-shift dorm rooms in lounges for four students

3. Is making 12 students share the facilities instead of the usual seven.

Let's see - UC Davis....UC Santa Cruz. Where do I want to go?

Oh, I am already out of school...thank goodness.

How about you?