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Princeton Review asked 115,000 students a bus load of questions. But these students had answers to questions that weren' asked.

What would you ask someone if they answered:

1. You forgot to ask the most pertinent question, which is, "Have you ever seen Elvis teach your 100 level courses? - Alfred University

2. Our school is the school of the future and always will be. - Rhodes College

3. There is a realy problem with moles on this campus; no one is willing to talk about them. - Bates College

4. There's about 15 too many classes along the lines of "Talking Heads: The Politics of Cabbage in the 19th Century. Bennington College

5. Classes are hard to get. Usually you have to cheat and just add the class, telling them you are a graduating senior. I've done that for the last three years and it works. UC Davis.

6. I was smart once. I used to sleep. Then I majored in chemical engineering. - Clemson University

7. Bates College is a phallocentric, logocentric, Greco-Roman, linear-rational, ethnocentric, homophobic, patriarchal institution. How's that for a list of catchwords.

8. When I am not trying to free Mumia, experience non-gender orgasm/transgender interpretive dance, contracting and numnber of venereal diseases, or trying to be hopelessly unique, I obsess to no end in trying to reconcile my existential beliefs with paying $30,000 a year to attend this socially legitimizing institution. - Bard College

9. I am a hermit who enjoys Ramen noodles and skin flicks. In the winter, I sit in a yoga position by a patch of ice on the sidewalk and mock people as they fall. I often bend spoons with my mind. Indiana University of Pennsylvania

10. I think if our generation's parents knew how consimptive, ill-informed and drug-addicted their children were, they'd suffer a collective nervous breakdown. University of Denver

University of Denver students think their school is the perfect size "to meet new people all the time, but also to run into people you know every time you walk across campus." All the better to know who to ask for that joint, eh?