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The back of the book - Princeton Review.com is where the funny stuff is. There is some at the front and all through the middle, too. You just gotta know where to look.

These students were at a find for words to express what they think of their classmates:

1. Sure, our campus is diverse if you call diverse a campus full of white kids looking to make 30-50 grand after graduation - Davidson College

2. Girls over 5'8", watch out - for some reason, guys here have munchkin blood in them or something - Tufts University

3. Kids at Bard are like fish in a fish bowl, no blinking but always hitting theg glass.

4. My 'life' at school revolves around devising new methods in which to escape and to get away from the nagging 'supportive' women's environment - Holyoke College

5. Students here mostly get along and since it is a business school we all have common goal of being rich - Babson College.

6. People who go to school here are all pretty good-looking, especially the women. It should be renamed UKB, the University of Ken and Barbie - Arizona State University

7. If youre thinking of applying to MIT, go ahead. Because, believe it or not, most people here are at least as stupid as you are.

8. Wesleyan is not only the 'diversity university' but also the 'controversy university' the 'fight university' and the 'if we keep trying we might have some unity' university. We satisfy all types.

9. For self-absorbed artists, my peers are all suprisingly goo dancers - Bennington College

10. Don't let anyone try to tell you that this is a diverse but close-knit campus. The people here are about as diverse as a box of nails - college of the Holy Cross.

11. When you first come here, you think everybody's really strange. Over time, though, you realize everybody is, and so are you. No big deal. - St. John's College

12. University of Chicago's reputation is not entirely deserved. It's not true the place is completely full of nerds. It's only partially completely full of nerds.