The back of the book - Princeton Review is where the funny stuff is. There is some at the front and all through the middle, too. You just gotta know where to look.
Here are my pick for the top ten hilarious things students say about their college.
8. Contary to popular beliefe, cow tipping is definitely passe' here - University of Connecticut
7. Fredericksburg is boring if one is not amused by the simple pleasures of existence such as breathing, sleep and other things - Mary Washington College
6. Connecticut is a cute state. It's a great place to go to school, but I wouldn't want to live here. Fairfield University
5. As this school is located in a tiny Texas town, a favorite activity is called 'rolling.' Rolling entails piling into a car with many drinks and driving the back country roads. Very slowly - Southwestern University
4. Change the name of UC Irvine to UC Newport Beach and we would have more girls. UC Irvine
3. The local liquor stores and towing companies make a lot of money. University of Rhode Island.
2. Socially, the surrounding area is so dead that the Denny's closes at night - UC Riverside.
1. What do we do for fun? Danville is small, so we go on raids to Wal-Mart. it never fails, no matter what time of day or night that you go to Wal-Mart, you will always run into at least two separate groups of people you know. Plus, Wal-Mart is just a cool place to play around in. Where else can you find (everything from) toy footballs, and bikes to goofy hats, clothes, shoes? And let me tell you, those aisles make for a good game of hide and seek - Centre College.
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