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The back of the book - Princeton Review is where the funny stuff is. There is some at the front and all through the middle, too. You just gotta know where to look.

These students had the following to say about security at their campus.

4. No doors are locked here - none - but you have to notice the doorknob - Simon's Rock College of Bard

3. For fun we try to ski around campus on snow, but campus safety must feel that we should be smoking weed because they allow that more than outdoor activities - Clarkson University.

2. Public safety here is a joke. The public safety officers are like the Keystone Kops on Thorazine.

1. Campus security is made up of a bunch of midget high school dropouts with Napleonic complexes who can spot a beer can from a mile away - US San Diego.

And then for fun, the kids at San Diego take the safety officers out for midget throwing contests.