The back of the book - Princeton Review is where the funny stuff is. There is some at the front and all through the middle, too. You just gotta know where to look.
These students had these things to say about their school's administration.
1. Columbia is like a fruit truck. It picks up varied and exotic fruits and deposits them rotten at their destination.
2. Going to a school as small as Emerson means that instead of saying 'screw you' Mr. 90803,' the administration will say, 'Screw you, Joe.'
3. Going to Northwestern is like having a beautiful girlfriend who treats you like crap.
4. Unless you are totally committed to science, do not come. Caltech has as much breadth as a Russian grocery store.
5. Life at school is an oxymoron - UC Davis.
6. The strangest incident I've ever had in class was when one of my journalism profs burnt our tests in the microwave. But, he decided to give everyone in the class an A, instead of retesting. (What were the tests doing in the microwave?!)
7. Vassar is l ike a big walrus butt: lots of hair, but also very moist. (And this guy knows this about a walrus butt because?)
8. Getting an education from MIT is like getting a drink from a fire hose.
9. Financial aid office needs a complete overhaul. An atom bomb would suffice - Duquesne University
10. The school is like a tight anus: there's tremendous pressure to come out straight and conformed - Washington and Lee University
Don't you just love the administration at your school?
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