The back of the book - Princeton Review is where the funny stuff is. There is some at the front and all through the middle, too. You just gotta know where to look.
These quotes are hilarious and give a great insight into which schools really love their girls. Here are my picks.
1. In Rolla, we have tons of women, but not many of them. University of Missouri - Rolla.
2. The faculty is great, academics are challenging, but the women are liberated and become difficult to live with. To sum it all up, Hendrix is so cool.
3. We need some more hot girls. Tell hot girls to come here - Macalester College
4. I would have sex more often, but the girls are nasty - Bonaventure University
5. The men here often complain that there are too few women here; if they took a look in the mirror, maybe they'd realize why girls don't come here - Stevens Institute of Technology.
6. Beer, football and boobies are what Clemson is all about.
7. There's a saying I've heard around: nine our of ten girls in California look good, the tenth goes to UC San Diego.
8. Girls at BYU are like parking spaces. The good ones are taken, the close ones are handicapped or reserved, and the rest are too far out.
9. There are lots of complaints about the attractiveness of the female students, but we femals have our own saying about the guys at CMU - The odds are good, but the goods are odd. Carnegie Mellon University.
10. Doesn't matter that we got no women. I'm never in bed anyway - Caltech.
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