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The Ludwig foundation has pledged to give $20 million each to six research institutions for cancer research.

The six centers are:

The Ludwig Centers are:

    * The Dana-Farber Cancer Institute/Harvard Medical School,

    * The Johns Hopkins University Kimmel Cancer Cente.

    * The Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center

    * The MIT team.

    * The Stanford University team.

    * The University of Chicago

I think I know the cure to most cancer. Don't eat too much processed foods. Don't drink too much alochol. Don't smoke at all.

That should pretty much do it. Now, can I have one of those $20 million grants? I'll settle for just a couple of million.

But then what would these cancer centers do? After all that is what they are in the business of...using up grant money.

What do you think?