The man wrote to his doctor, that he was "a man who jumps into burning buildings, people in the community look up to him and he needed to maintain his macho image."
The doctor was expecting Superman till he realized Kal El jumps over buildings, not into them.
The firefighter shared more rationale for his wisdumb - "I'm a firefighter. I need to look the part. I wanted to improve my jawline. Bruce Willis has a nice strong jaw."
Uh, since when is it macho to need a needle and a knife to improve your image? The same dude had his eyelids done a year prior in India as well.
This whole story reminds me of a 60-year old woman who heard God's voice - "You will live to be 100 years old."
The woman got so excited she went out to get a tummy tuck, face lift, boob job, and a number of other cosmetic procedures done. Soon she looked 35 again.
A couple of days later she was crossing the street and got hit by a bus and died.
When she approached God, she complained, "I thought you said I would live to be a hundred?"
God replied, "Is that you!? I didn't recognize you."
As for me, I just wish my bank account looked like Bruce Willis'.
What do you think?
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