Wisdumb...the best lessons in life might be learning what NOT to do.
Here are 212 things you might NOT want to do.
NOTE - I learned just today (6/4) (a reader pointed it out), that some of the links to the original stories have expired pages. I have no control over that, yet I apologize for your trouble if you click through and find nothing.
1. Lose $2.7 million worth of stuff.
2. Keep that $1.6 million baseball collection too long.
6. Spit on the street in Beijing
7. Throw out the elephant dung
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9. Let neighbors watch you boil those skulls.
10. Hold the police off with poisonous snakes.
11. Stand too close to that thousand year old tree.
12. Slash prices at your local Wal-Mart too much.
13. Kick the bucket on an Indonesian train
14. Wear the T-shirt you just stole.
15. Miss your target in a four star restroom.
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16. Let your little girl pose naked in a T-back Thong.
17. Leave the dead owner on the couch while you show the place to prospective buyers.
18. Hang out here on your day off.
19. Wait for these guys to do a CT scan on you.
20. Open your eyes in the morning.
21. Stand downwind from that guy smoking outside.
22. Lose the transmitter on your turtle.
23. Doubt this man's 56-year old story about being robbed, de-pantsed and...
24. Ask your first grade teacher to watch your coat for you.
25. Throw away that beer-making waste water.
26. Send your patented drugs to Thailand.
27. Let the retired prison key worker take his keys with him.
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28. Pay your back taxes in Norway.
29. Ask these people to care for you. (VERY DISTURBING!)
30. Let this flock of vultures (NOT lawyer-type) circle you.
31. Cram 4 years of college into 13.
34. Eat curry from a wife who suspects you have been cheating on her.
35. Go paragliding with this guy.
36. Let Giggles the Clown get his jollies with you.
37. Go to church with this guy.
38. Go home to this mom and dad.
39. Buy/sell for the grade you could not get.
41. Pay $525,000 for a fixer-upper in San Francisco
42. Take a ride on the death defying roller coaster that does NOT defy death.
43. Try the drive-thru rob-the-bank method.
44. Cover your parking ticket payment with dog poop.
45. Refuse payment to a Philippine 'sex worker.'
46. Let Spider-Man and his buddies live in your ear.
47. Lose your head (literally) for not milking the cows.
48. Miss out on the biggest nude photo shoot in history.
49. Sell your wife on the Internet.
50. Steal from Wal-Mart in Alabama.
51. Lose your wallet when kissing the girl unless its here and you have about 60 years.
52. Take medicine that causes you to drop your pants.
54. Create Child Porn in your basement.
55. Send Love Letters to your 12-year old student, you 42-year old.
56. Let Spiderman's buddies to come live in your ear.
58 .Lose your balance going 107 miles and hour on a mountain bike.
60. Put the tombstone on top of you before your time.
61. Use your government position to molest university students on the train.
62. Start your life of crime too early on.
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63. Break your face when break dancing.
64. Satisfy that sweet tooth with a worm-filled lollipop. (Yuck!)
65. Debate electoral reform with a group of Taiwanese politicians.
66. Complain about complaining?
67. Block that soccer ball with your chest.
68. Vandalize an elevator while you are still in it.
69. Deny the existence of Jesus.
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70. Ignore the warning on these toilets.
71. Fight AIDS using these condoms.
72. Let the robbers superglue you naked to an exercise bike.
73. Fall asleep in a dumpster.
74. Be a junior high school student in Japan.
76. Cut in line in Beijing today.
77. Forget your 'partner' in the tree.
78. Host this couple and their friends for a wedding party at your restaurant.
79. Make a sex video tape of you and the old guy doing the dirty, drugs and ...
80. Steal the College Newspaper because you look 'fat'.
81. Ask these monks to pray on your behalf.
82. Shop for toys at Tokyo's Ginza.
83. Have your spouse feel it necessary to send you to this class.
84. Let this circus clown make your kids laugh.
86. Read Bible verses to your dead son in the refrigerator.
87. Carry your bank deposit in your old pajamas.
88. Buy your a kid a naked balloon from Milan. (Do balloons sometimes wear clothes?)
85. Advertise your 'get a divorce' business.
86. Buy gas at Bob Oyster's Shell Station in San Francisco after visiting the Golden Gate Bridge.
88. Find yourself on death row before your paintings go on exhibit.
89. Find Yet Something else to get mad at God about.
90. Try to keep up wit the Cheeseheads from eating deepfried, um, things.
91. Learn 88 years after the fact your hamburger's name offends people.
92. Steal a van with a kid in it.
93. Leave part of your right leg in the Tokyo River.
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94. Steal a car with OnStar installed.
95. Lose your head to someone who lost theirs.
96. Practice euthanasia on cats...humans are okay.
97. Steal candy from a ....$250K worth!
98. Let you senior pranks get carried away.
99. Let your hair down in Myanmar.
100. Let your senior pranks get carried away (part 2)
101. Take the slow boat from China to North Carolina...even if you are a cat.
102. Let your senior prank get carried away (part 3)
103. Join the ranks of one in six people worldwide.
105. Try to catch a falling tree.
106. Believe in Intelligent Design if you want tenure at Iowa State University.
107. Have your case held in a court with bad feng shui.
108. Believe these 10 reasons for getting a divorce.
109. Give 10-month old Bubba a gun even he has a license to use it.
110. Sing a lullaby to this knucklehead.
111. Let that truck run over your head.
112. Stay away from the UniqueDaily.
113. Have to pay taxes in France, Belgium, China, Sweden, Italy....
114. Forget to check the statue of limitations before turning yourself in
115. Read your Bible in public in Hong Kong
116. Let your junior high-aged school girls drink with you at the local pub.
117. Carry your infant in the helmet storage space UNDER the seat of your motorcycle.
118. Take an electric train in east India.
119. Let those kids rob your store with squirt guns.
120. Hire this woman as your translator.
121. Go down into the sewer until you lose weight.
122. Arrest the college kid because he asked for a business card.
123. Forget your grammar lessons
124. Allow your dog to raise tiger triplets.
125. Stop to count your loot before you make a clean getaway.
126. Lose a shoot out to a human sacrificing cult.
127. Let your fiance' dump you, then dump your van and your clothes, cds, dvds...into the harbor.
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128. Put your Spanish teacher in a headlock.
129. Order peacock from the menu?
130. Or...order donkey meat from the menu?
131. Think those monkey are too cute.
132. Sit next to this, um, lady on an airplane.
133. Let your uncle teach you a lesson in how not to bite people.
136. Marry seven women too many at the same time and want more.
137. Let these kids play yakuza on you.
138. Listen to this doctor tell you your baby is dead.
139. Try to get high on oregano.
140. Let a coin toss decide the election outcome.
141. Think albino wolf masks make for great fashion.
142. Ask this zookeeper to keep the tigers away from you.
143. Take time to teach a chimp how to use chopsticks.
144. Enter this bathroom, Ladies.
145. Try the chili pepper diet to lose weight.
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147. Light the firecracker if it does NOT have a fuse.
148. Send your best product to China to be copied.
149. Dump your newborn in a plastic bag.
150. Sell cold medicine to this knucklehead.
151. Feed the squirrels, care for them, or be nice in any other way.
152. Cheer for your super underachieving student when s/he graduates.153. Go back for a swim after robbing the hotel.
154. Get your fake leg stuck between the accelerator and brake pedal.
155. Starve your dog nearly to death and then lie about it.
156. Kick the school bus driver by accident or otherwise.
157. Add to your 440+lb frame on a cruise.
159. Play in the public fountain.
160. Spit at or near Mickey Mouse.
161. Keep all those newspapers, books, magazines.
162. Keep hitting yourself on the head with that beer bottle.
163. Have friends shoot yourself in the leg to keep you from being deployed to Iraq.
164. Not let your tenants have hot water.
165. Become famous for obssessing on fame and junk food.
166. Let your 52-year old drive your 102-year old body around in a wheelchair.
167. Bring your 99 elephants with you when protesting.
168. Fall asleep drunk at the McDonalds Drive Thru
169. Buy fake brand watermelons.
170. Live in a glass house with a man or woman NOT of your dreams.
171. Wear the same pair of pants to work everyday for 2.5 years.
172. Move the golf cart too far out of the way.
173. Put the baby in the microwave, or the refrigerator or the safe.
174. Or abandon the newborn baby in an empty house.
176. Take your time on the way to the hospital to have a baby.
178. Try to hide your marijuana in French to a French speaking policeman.
179. Brush your teeth with engine coolant.
180. Lose your trailer and 23,000 lbs of cheese.
181. Give the man a gun even the government says it's okay.
182. Cheat at Duke University Business school...especially if your are Asian.
184. Forget the back half of your car.
185. Promote peace with flowers in Oregon.
186. Where your movie cop uniform to work.
187. Click on "Is your PC virus-free? Get it infected here!"
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189. Stab a two year old in the back...literally.
191. Drive Drunk to your DUI Hearing
192. Forget to teach your wife about arson, you firefighter.
193. Take sleeping pills from those three girls instead of Viagra.
194. Let your toddler loose around a meticulous Tibetan Monk sand creation.
195. Smuggle 700 live snakes onto an airplane.
196. Ask a cop to use his stun gun on 'junior' just so you can know how it feels.
198. Kiss a monkey...even blindfolded.
200. Listen to your dad. (part 2)
201. Ask the girl you just robbed for a date.
202. Let the lion sleep with you tonight.
203. Wait 64 years to do something about that headache.
205. Abuse your goverment position in China.
206. Hold back the sauce to a Wendy's customer.
207. Call the wrong fire department.
208. Lose on this reality show if you need a kidney.
209. Lose your $1 million golden bathtub.
210. Take your mom-in-law on the honeymoon.
7 of the first 15 links take you to either a page can not be found, or a to register page.
this looked like a great article that i was going to forward to my friends but since you cant read half the articles its more frustrating then satisfying.
Bill Belew- you need to learn how to post better - if you cant mirror the page, you could at least summarise the article.
Posted by: shakir akbari | June 4, 2007 7:52 AM | Permalink to Comment