I remember watching the Planet of the Apes some 30+ years ago. At the end of the first movie, the female monkey, er, excuse me, ape, was so happy she wanted to kiss Charleton Heston...but, "I am sorry, I can't. Because you are so damn ugly."
I think she kissed him anyway.
Well, fast forward 30 years and now we have girls kissing monkeys...and enjoying it...so they say.
That doesn't say much for us fellows, now does it?
It's easy to get girls to kiss apes...or at least guys who act like apes. But, how do you get them to kiss a monkey?
1. Play a game.
2. Offer up two good looking fellows.
3. Tell the girls you want them to try to determine what kind of lip balm the fellows are wearing.
4. Blindfold....
5. Switch...
Only on youtube....
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