I tell blonde jokes. It comes from hearing them told to me all my life.
What was the blonde's job at the M & M factory?
Spell checker.
How come they wouldn't give her weekend's off?
He had to keep being retrained.
Why did they finally fire him?
He kept throwing away the Ws.
How can you tell a blonde has been using M & Ms to make chocolate chip cookies?
You can see pieces of the little shells all over the kitchen floor.
Enough...enough...
Paris Hilton has learned some lessons in jail...with still more time to go, too.
Lesson #1 - It's time to lock up the 'dumb; act and throw away the key. Was she really acting?
Lesson #2 - It's time to grow up. At 26-years old, it doesn't pay any longer to be cute.
Lesson #3 - A good lawyer can get her out of jail early.
Lesson #4 - A better judge can send her back.
Lesson #5 - There is a God and he has given her another chance to make a difference.
All seriousness aside...we do have to grow up sometime. Good for Paris Hilton that she didn't hurt somebody in the process.
Do you think she will follow through?
How about you, when did you finally grow up?
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