There are times when you need to take a drug test.
1. Getting a new job.
2. Winning then losing the Tour de France
3. When called in by the random Olympic drug testers.
Somebody actually wrote a book on drug test secrets.
Following is some advice on what to include in the section on what not to do....
Don't - 
a. ask your manager for advice
b. recruit dad for help
c. have pop relieve himself in a condom
d. hide the urine-filled pregancy prevention balloon in your left hand...or right hand, I guess.
e. get too nervous when testers start asking questions
A Romanian weightlifter was busted when he showed up for an out-of-competition control test because he got too jumpy when testers were watching him closely.
The result - a two year ban...less than two years before the Summer Olympic Games in Beijing.
Bummer.
What's the dumbest thing you have ever done to try and cheat the system?
People always wanna know how to pass a drug test. Well its not always that simple. There are so many products out on the market but the best solution is just to stay clean.
Posted by: JCG | July 3, 2007 5:39 PM | Permalink to Comment