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I click through too many stories each morning looking for what I want to write/comment about in my blogs.

So...apologies to the originator of the headline -

HIPPOS CAN RUN 30MPH, SCARED ZOOKEEPERS CAN RUN 40MPH

I laughed out loud at that. I think humans top out at 20+ mph...unless, of course, they are being chased by a hippo.

So, how do you outrun a hippopotamus.

1. You have to get the hippo made enough to chase you.

2. You can do that by stealing his cell phone.

3. Get scared, very scared. Hippos kill more people in Africa than any other animal.

4. Run like the win.

5. But be sure to pace yourself for 100 meters or more to give the big fellow enough distance to tire out.

So, who was standing by to take these pictures anyway?

When is the most scared you have ever been?