Wisdumb...the best lessons in life may be learning what NOT to do.
You might NOT want to:
Live with mom for 8 months after she is dead.
Pay out reimbursements for 20 brain operations, several on the same person.
Leave those priceless Napoleon love letters in the laundry room.
Use racially offensive terms in your advertising.
Run over a church goer with your ice cream truck.
Be foiled in a robbery attempt by a 12-year old.
Take these little piggies to the market.
Tell your blind friend to turn the wrong way.
Conduct a bra contest on the radio in this Fine Country.
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