The police are having trouble with the rats in India. The big 'dirty rats' and the little rodent kind, the distant cousins of Mickey Mouse, as well.
The rodents have come to like the beer and whiskey that has been seized from illegal sellers and stored in police storehouses....so much so...the rats gnaw through beer cans and make holes in the caps of whiskey bottles.
Sounds to me like 'Any-frat-house' on most campuses in the United States.
Police say, "We are fed up with these drunken rats."
Again...maybe they are talking about the nearby campus, no?
Not only do the rats drink themselves into a stupor, slobber all over and get their girl friends pregnant without remembering how, when or why, the little critters
are cutting into the revenue of the police department which normally sells the seized liquor through auctions.Some rats, drunk as skunks, can be found nibbling at the toes of people near the police buildings.
Apparently, once drunk enough, the little fellows can't tell the difference between the smell of booze and the smell of toe jam.
Yup...sounds like most college students on a Friday or Saturday night, no?
When was the last time you got drunk?
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