I have always thought there are at least three ways to do anything....the right way, the left way and somewhere in between.
Well....there's a golf driving range that has lost 4,800 golf balls...in one night.
There are three possible explanations.
1. Someone stole the balls.
2. There are a lot of really bad golfers (That could be me except, I don't even qualify as a bad golfer. I can't golf...period) However, when I was a kid, we used to turn
and aim for the sides of the driviing range to see if we could hit it over the big green nets and onto the cars. We could.
3. Some really bad golfers stole the balls.
The golf balls at the driving range were fluorescent yellow with stripes. I suppose the thieves could use them to play in the snow? at night?
Give them back to Dr. Pepper (logos on the balls were marked with the soft drink.)
Uh...I wonder if the thieves actually thought this through.
But, then...I heard a cop once say, "The best thing going for us most of the time is that crooks usually aren't the brightest people."
What's the dumbest thing you ever heard that somebody stole?
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