I wonder if Phil Mickelson is a blog reader.
If he were, he could learn right here how to beat Tiger Woods in a round of golf, EVERY time...guaranteed? Nope. Tiger might be good enough to win soused...
For $39.95 Phil could get the best of Tiger if he gives him this gift.
Dang, if I could get Tiger to empty the 48oz of a drink of my choice BEFORE he tees off on the 1st hole, I might even have a chance.
I'd have to get him plastered early, mind you....I shoot like 20 something per hole.
3 holes in and I'd be too far behind that even a drunken Tiger could beat me.
Speaking of drunken tigers...there's a Chinese legend of a guy who got so drunk he wrestled with a tiger
and beat the wild animal.On second thought...put the dispenser in my bag and I won't care of Tiger beats me or not.
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Tiger has been known to celebrate with a drink or two, but I've never heard of him celebrating before the victory.
Still, I like the plan and see only one potential flaw in it.
There is a 14 club rule in golf -- that's the most a golfer can carry. So Stevie Williams (Tiger's caddie) would probably see that "extra" club and take it out of the bag. Unless you could get *him* to have a drink first....
Posted by: Lewis | July 13, 2007 10:40 AM | Permalink to Comment