There's one dude in southwest Michigan realized he couldn't make it on ice cream sales alone from his mister creamy truck.
So...he used a little initiative.
"Hmm...what do kids like? Sugar high? How about just getting high?"
Problem...police like ice cream, too.
Some coppers followed him into a mobile home park and pulled him over.
"Smells great, captain. What flavors you got?"
"Uh...tutti-frutti, melon, strawberry, and apply fudge..."
"But, what's that other smell. And why is it coming from under the
dashboard?""Special truck, officer. The fridge is behind the radio."
Several packages of marijuana later, the 36-year old truck driver is in jail on
charges of marijuana possession with intent to deliver and maintain a drug vehicle.
Oh...and skipping out on child support to boot.
"Officer, if I don't sell these drugs to these little kids, how can I support my own kid? Gee, isn't justice messed up?"
Guess the stuff he was selling is not the only thing that is soft in the head.
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