The Guiness Book of World Record People have been hanging out in Switzerland at the Wenger Company, maker of the Swiss Army Knife version XXL.
The knife was selected as the "Most Multifunctional Penknife."
It has 87 tools and 141 functions...none of which can be performed because of the one thing you can't do.
It won't fit in your
pocket.
Shouldn't penknives fit in the pocket of your blue jeans? Shouldn't you at least be able to hold it with one hand?
My favorite line in a movie about a Swiss Army Knife -
Some kid pulled out his knife and flipped open the magnifying glass by mistake.
Michael J. Fox, "What are you going to do? Wait till the sun comes out and try to burn me to death?"
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