One of the hardest transitions I had to make when I returned to the States after spending some 20 years in the Orient, or is it Asia, was trying to catch up on the politically correct way to say or not say something.
What used to be said, isn't any more.
What once was funny is now fuel for law suits.
I came across these 25 ways, politically correct ways, to call someone stupid.
I think now I know what those people were saying to me the other day.
1. A few clowns short of a circus.
2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
3. A successful experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
4. A few beers short of a sickpack.
5. Not playing with a full deck.
6. A few peas short of a casserole.
7. The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.
8. One taco short of a combination plate.
9. All foam, no beer.
10. Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes a score of 3 to grunt.
11. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions written on the heel.
12. As smart as a box of rocks.
13. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
14. Antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
15. Proof of evolution in reverse
16. Stepped in every stupid puddle on the way to work.
17. Fell out of a stupid tree and hit all the branches on the way down.
18. As smart as a garden tool.
19. Warning: Objects in mirror is dumber than they appear.
20. Keeps forgetting to pay the brain bill.
How do you say someone is stupid and still be politically correct?
Or does it not even matter to you?
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