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Some lady in China taught her rooster how to do math.

The cock can add and subtract as well as count.

No one cries foul when the fowl crows to distinguish between Chinese characters either.

I don't know whether to marvel at the rooster who has learned these things or at the teacher who is able to get her pupil to master a subject.

I know a dog that can talk -

What's this sand paper feel like?

"Ruff!"

What's that up on the house?

"Roof!"

What's this part of the tree called?

"Bark!"

And who's the best baseball player ever?

"Bonds! uh, I mean Ruth!"