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A policeman once told me that one of their biggest advantages when chasing robbers and other bad guys was the fact that thugs and other would be criminals are not usually the funniest clowns in the circus...are often a few beers short of a six pack.

How not to rob a liquor store 

First mistake - Don't try in the first place.

A would be robber went into a liquor store. (Sounds like a joke, but...)

Second mistake -

The robber wrapped his head in duct tape to conceal his identity.

Third mistake - Don't mess with a store owner who knows at least one right way to use duct tape.

The owner of Shamrock Liquors Store chased the robber out of his store with a wooden club reinforced with the almighty duct tape.

Fourth mistake - Avoid being tackled

Another store employee took down the robber and held him in a choke hold till police came. 

I guess if you watch football drunk, you don't learn how to avoid these things, eh?

The Ashland, KY man is pleading not-guilty to first-degree robbery.

"It weren't me behind them duct tapings, yer honor," said KC as he scratched his head on one of a dozen bald splotches.

Who's the dumbest criminal you have ever heard of?