"What'd you learn in school today, Hanako?"
"Uh, nothing. Why do you ask?"
"Just curious. How were your classes?"
"Ahhh, mom. Okay. Okay. I learned what 'hush money' is?"
"You learned what?!"
A teacher at an elementary school in Japan ordered lunches for
his students.
However, when he ordered the wrong number of boiled eel bentos he found himself in a pickle. NOT the pickle that was included in the lunch.The kids wanted pork cutlet.
Yeah, I understand. I'll take tonkatsu over unagi anytime.
The teacher offered the kids 100 yen each if they wouldn't tell anybody.
The kids took the money but...at least one of them told his/her parents.
"Hanako?"
"Huh?"
"Do you know want 'squeal on' means?"
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