I used to be a football fan, a Monday Night Footbal fan.
I mean I am from Cincinnati. I ought to be in front of the tube hoping/rooting for the Bengals to beat up on the Cleveland Browns, er, Baltimore Ravens tonight...they're the ex-Cleveland Browns.
BTW, Both the Browns and the Bengals were founded by Paul Brown and Mike, Paul's son, still runs the Bengals...I think.
When I went to Asia, I lost track of who's who on the teams and with that I lost interest...I don't think I am missing much.
But, there are lessons to be learned when watching Monday Night Football...and
the biggest lesson is the same lesson that try as many do, they never learn.
Lesson - Do NOT mix drinking with stupidity. (I call it drunpidity)
People will do the most amazingly stupid things after they have had one too many and we all know that happens when a group of guys get together to watch Monday Night Football AND there is no Howard Coselle to swear at.
Here are ten examples of people who mixed drinking with being stupid - which one might you be?
1. Drunk Beats Taxi Driver and Steals His Cab
2. Girl on Girl Astrolube Wrestling
3. Body Found in Heating Exhaust Duct at Elementary School
4. Drunken Burglar Leaves Name in Graffiti
5. College Frats Add Stripper Pole to House Decor
6. Grandma Gives Gin to 9-year old Grandchild
7. Off-duty Cop Snatches Woman’s Purse
8. Man Killed for Stealing Two Bottles of Beer
9. Voyeur Caught Looking Down on Tanning Woman
10. Drunk Man Caught Stealing Flowers from a Hearse
Please be careful going home tonight.
If not, I may be writing about you tomorrow.
Subscribe to this page and I will have ten more drunpid (drunk and stupid) stories for you to talk about during the game next week.
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