I am pretty sure that even I could beat Roger Federer at the U.S. Open IF
1. He didn't show up and I won by default
2. He wasn't allowed to use a racquet.
3. He was forced to carry a bowling ball in each hand.
4. He was tied to one of the net posts.
5. He had his two shoes tied together and one of them was a
ski boot.
6. He had an SUV tied to his backside.
7. He was forced wear scuba diving gear AND stay in the tank.
8. He had to stay in circle of one foot in diameter and serve with his left foo.
9. He sent his 103 year old grandmother to sub for him.
10. He was forced to play on his knees with a wooden racquetball racquet with no strings.
Come to think of it, I'd still have to get my serves in and he would still get his in and I'd have to return them.
Well...maybe, after all, I can't beat Roger Federer. But, then neither can anybody else.
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