There will be no Halloween at Long Beach High School on Long Island because the principal is afraid that "Captain Underpants" might show up again.
Last year, three senior girls showed up dressed as the underwear-baring subject of a series of best-selling children's books.
Underwear wearing super hero books are best selling...
Girls are going to high school in their underwear....
Excuse me, but where are the parents in these scenarios?
Most parents want the schools to discipline their kids for them because they can't
do it...now a principal has to.
No beige tights and nude panty hose under briefs and a red cape.
Besides...gory costumes might scare the teachers, um, other students.
Text messaging will scare them, too.
Kids are fighting back.
They have talking toilets that need silencing.
What's the dumbest Halloween costume that you can think of?
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