
Yo Baby Yogurt - organic cows and pretty babies.
The YoBaby Yogurt people claim to have received more than 44,000 pictures of 'adorable babies and toddlers' and they need help to determine which of the babies (6-12 months) and toddlers (13-24months) will receive:
- A $5,000 U.S. savings bond;
- A trip for four to San Francisco, CA; (and this is a prize?!)
- A professional photo shoot, and the possibility of appearing on our YoBaby multipacks or in our advertising; (Watch out! The moms and dads are going to go nuts, punch judges, kick, scream, cry, spill their milk...)
- A childhood of portraits from the Picture People.
I don't know Yo Baby Yogurt from any other kind of yogurt -
1. milk from cows that were specifically fed organic feed -
blah...blah...blah
1. But do they make McDonald's hamburgers from those cows after they get all the milk out of them? Isn't that where dad takes the kids for a 'night out?'
2. And what about the Doritos and chocolate Bon Bons that moms and dads give their kids for snacks? From organic feed not given to organic cows mixed with organic sunshine?
3. Organic is good...but it is not a save-all. I see some pretty huge people walking around our Trader Joes. Just because it's sold there, it doesn't mean you can eat all you want.
4. Nor does organic mean that moms and dads weren't raised on artificial hormones and antibiotics and that their kid has barely a fighting chance to begin with from birth anyway.
5. Oh...and what about the babies and toddlers who lose? Won't there be damaged egos and crushed self images and law suits to follow?
Parents don't take defeat laying down, you know...setting an example for the kids and all that.
How about examples of stupid parents?
The parents...what can we feed them?









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