Religious scholars, the American Academy of Religion. are in San Diego this weekend looking for Kyla Ebbert, um, preparing to talk about a satirical pseudo-deity called the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster was said to have been created by an Oregon State physics graduate who wanted in on the debate going on with the Kansas School Board over intelligent design.
The so-called FSM creator (interesting word choice perhaps) wanted equal time for his views and the 10 million followers he represented.
"We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. None of us, of course, were around to see it, but we have written accounts of it," Henderson wrote. As for scientific evidence to the contrary, "what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage."
FSM-ism apparently is growing on college campuses.
Religion is indeed a joke. Wars are fought over it and the practices of the many religions throughout the world can range from heartfelt to ritual.
Faith on the other hand cannot be pinned down nor debated for that matter.
If the knucklehead in Oregon wants to believe in FSM, more power to him.
His day of reckoning will come...or not. If there is an intelligent designer, and yes, science supports the FACT that there is, then FSMers will be doing some serious bowing and scraping come judgement day.
If there is NO intelligent designer, then I have lost nothing in my lifetime by thinking there was.
BTW, I wonder did the dude in Oregon really come up with the idea of the FSM on his own.
Nah....FSM likely evolved from nothing and just appeared on his PC monitor over the course of billions of years.
What do you think of religion?
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