Even Yao Ming will look up to Kenny George of the University of North Carolina-Asheville.
Kenny George is 7'7" tall.
Yao Ming is 7'6".
Kenny George weighs 360lbs.
Yao Ming weighs 315lbs.
Kenny can dunk the ball almost without jumping.
Even Yao has to jump to get around the other giants in the NBA league.
Kenny wears a size 25 shoe.
Shaq wears size 22.
Kenny has an overactive pituitary gland and has to keep it in check.
Other NBA ballplayers are wondering how they can make that happen to them and the commissioner is looking for something else to add to the banned substances list. Not really, of course.
Kenny blocks 5.4 shots a game.
A recent opposing coach said, “We tried not to go under the basket when he’s in, because it’s useless.”
Kenny says, “I don’t hate it, but there are times I wish that I weren’t so tall,.”
Yao might be saying, "I wonder when Kenny will join the league so people will stop cracking tall jokes at me that I don't understand."
I wonder, why haven't I ever heard of Kenny George.
Had you?
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