Top reasons people don't attend their High School Reunions.
1. "I'm fat!" - Who cares I am fat too! I haven't seen anyone that hasn't
put on some weight. No one cares!
(But, what about when you are really fat?)
2. "I'm single, separated or unmarried!"- So is 50% of our class. Maybe you
will find a date. =)
(But, they are all going to be older and fatter - see number one)
3. "I can't afford the reunion fee!"- C'mon it is only $84 and it only
happens once every 10 years. The prom cost more, 20 years ago!
(But, I didn't go to the prom and the reunion is 1840 miles away.)
4. "I'm busy!"- If you're that busy then you need a break. Come, relax and
reconnect with old friends.
(But, I don't want to be old.)
5. " I am bald"- Bald is in baby ! I love bald men they are sexy!
(Okay, I'll shave my head.)
6." I keep in touch with everyone I want to talk to" - Then you should all
come and have a great night out. And, how about the people that want to see
you.
(Somebody wants to see me?!)
7." I hated High School" - Get over it already!~ It has been 20 years. You
must have some good memories.
(Well, there was the time I threw the snake at those girls.)
8. "People were mean to me in High School"- We are all 20 years older and
wiser, maybe someone has been waiting 20 years to apologize to you.
(Yeah, I have some people I need to apologize, too as well.)
I'd give credit to the commenter who sent me these if they would have left a name or contact....but...they didn't.
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