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Top reasons people don't attend their High School Reunions.

1. "I'm fat!" - Who cares I am fat too! I haven't seen anyone that hasn't
put on some weight. No one cares!

(But, what about when you are really fat?)

2. "I'm single, separated or unmarried!"- So is 50% of our class. Maybe you
will find a date. =)

(But, they are all going to be older and fatter - see number one)

3. "I can't afford the reunion fee!"- C'mon it is only $84 and it only

(But, I didn't go to the prom and the reunion is 1840 miles away.)

4. "I'm busy!"- If you're that busy then you need a break. Come, relax and
reconnect with old friends.

(But, I don't want to be old.)

5. " I am bald"-  Bald is in baby ! I love bald men they are sexy!

(Okay, I'll shave my head.)

6." I keep in touch with everyone I want to  talk to" - Then you should all
come and have a great night out. And, how about the people that want to see
you.

(Somebody wants to see me?!)

7." I hated High School" - Get over it already!~ It has been 20 years. You
must have some good memories.

(Well, there was the time I threw the snake at those girls.)

8. "People were mean to me in High School"- We are all 20 years older and
wiser, maybe someone has been waiting 20 years to apologize to you.

(Yeah, I have some people I need to apologize, too as well.)